While many in Question Mark watched the historic moon landing yesterday and celebrated the "one small step" taken on the lunar surface, local resident Darren Towns took a different stance. Driving his Chevrolet Kingswood into the town square, Towns declared the moon landing a fabrication, sparking a wave of controversy in the community.

Towns, holding a sign that read "The Moon Landing is a Hoax," expressed his disbelief to the gathered crowd. "How can we blindly accept what we're shown on TV? Think about it—this could be the biggest deception in history," he argued, drawing mixed reactions from onlookers.

Police Chief Dale Dalton, responding to the disturbance, commented on the situation with a note of skepticism. "While we respect the right to peaceful protest, blocking the town square isn't the way to go about it. As for the moon landing, I'm no scientist, but in my line of work, I've learned to question everything. Could it be a hoax? Maybe, but it's not for me to say," he remarked.