The town of Question Mark, Ohio, finally stepped into the ongoing technological boom yesterday with the grand opening of the Cell-Con plant, a state-of-the-art cellular telephone factory. Spearheaded by businessman Thompson Zisk, this facility is part of the "Made-in-Ohio" initiative, aimed at bringing cutting-edge cellular technology production to the state.

The opening ceremony was attended by notable figures, including Governor George Voinovich. In his address, Governor Voinovich praised the venture: "The opening of the Cell-Con plant is not just a win for Question Mark but a significant leap for the entire state of Ohio. This facility symbolizes our commitment to embracing advanced technology and maintaining Ohio's position as a leader in industrial innovation."

Many attendees at the opening ceremony noted Zisk’s absence. In his place as officiant was his wife, Elizabeth Zisk, a former television spokesmodel who enthusiastically promised that the Cell-Con plant would create numerous job opportunities and enliven the local economy. Thompson Zisk's vision for Cell-Con is to make Ohio a hub for cellular technology, marking a significant stride in the state's technological and economic development.